King of Cock of all Cocks

Nobody will believe what a November I have and it's not even half yet.

Can you recall how times you comment how stupid a person can be, well you can add me to that list of people you called stupid. Sigh...

Case Study 1
My sis bought me a Samsung hp (envy leh) and excitedly I opened up the box to take out the hp and charger to charge up. After 4 hours I decided to on the hp but only to find that I can't. I thought to myself maybe I need to put in the SIM card before I can on it (first sign of stupidity) and as I opened up the hp cover only did I realised I didn't put in the battery.

And the best part is when I opened the box to take out the hp and charger, I did find a battery inside the box and at that time I was telling myself "Wow...nowaday they come with second battery".

Case Study 2
I was at an event organised by my supplier. I was looking around for the supplier account manager when I stepped into the hall where the buffet table was. Being me, I went over to take a glance of what food was there before the search for the account manager continued. When I turned around away from the buffet table I saw the other side also have another buffet table and again being me I wanted to move over to take a glance at the food. However, there was a mini wall partitioning between me and that table and so I have to look for an entrance to the other side. I walked up and down but still can't locate the entrance and I kept staring at that table only at a later stage to realise in front of me was my own reflection. There was no second buffet table, it was a mirror. Thank God, there is a mini wall if not I would have banged myself into the mirror.

Case Study 3
My office door is equiped with card access security system and so when I need to access in/out of my office I would need to flash my card holder (with my access card inside) in front of the card reader which is just beside my office door.

It must be a very tired day for me that day. As I reached the door, I took out my card holder and flashed it beside the door but the door didn't open, I flashed the second and third time but it still didn't open. Frustrated I lifted up my head (yes I was tired and so I have head down) only to realise it was my house door.

KNN!!!